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Clever lady

Postby elklover » Tue Dec 11, 2012 2:30 am

A woman is walking along a beach when she finds an old oil lamp.

She picked it up and rubbed it, and from the lamp came out a genie.
The genie said to the woman," Thank you for freeing me from the oil lamp. I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you wish for, your ex-husband will get twice as much. What is your first wish?"

The woman says,"I'd like a million dollars in my bank account, please!"
The genie says,"You now have a million dollars in your bank account, and your ex-husband now has two million dollars. What is your second wish?"

The woman says,"I've always wanted a nice car. I'd like a new Rolls-Royce, please!".
The genie syas, "You now have a new Rolls-Royce in your garage at home, and your ex-husband now have two new Rolls-Royce. What is your third wish?"

The woman thought for a while and then said,"I'd like you to remove one of my kidneys, please!" :Laughing: :Laughing: :Laughing:
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Re: Clever lady

Postby Decim8r » Mon Dec 17, 2012 4:43 pm

HAHA that was a good one.
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Re: Clever lady

Postby elklover » Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:38 pm

Decim8r wrote:HAHA that was a good one.


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