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Body Scanner Solution

Postby ChrtruseMajic » Wed Dec 29, 2010 5:46 pm

WHY AREN'T PEOPLE WITH COMMON SENSE LIKE THIS IN WASHINGTON ?

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:

All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.

This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this "Political Correctness"crap about racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials.

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention, standby passengers! We now have a seat available on flight number..."
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Re: Body Scanner Solution

Postby savingyour6 » Wed Dec 29, 2010 6:17 pm

If only it would work.....
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Re: Body Scanner Solution

Postby ChrtruseMajic » Wed Dec 29, 2010 6:33 pm

well there is only one way to find out...
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Re: Body Scanner Solution

Postby savingyour6 » Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:26 pm

and the only thing that i can think of is Achmed the Dead Terrorist.... lalalallalalalalalaal...... BOOM
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Re: Body Scanner Solution

Postby ChrtruseMajic » Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:29 pm

lol. indeed.
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Re: Body Scanner Solution

Postby GotHuntingGear » Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:29 pm

That is a great joke, I am going to pass it on to my buddies!
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Re: Body Scanner Solution

Postby Ladybowhunter » Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:50 pm

True!!!!
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Re: Body Scanner Solution

Postby DylanT » Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:25 pm

Is this a joke? LOL!
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