Job at the FBI

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Job at the FBI

Postby SJohnson » Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:29 pm

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews
And testing were done, there were 3 finalists;
Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of
The men to a large metal door and handed Him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your Instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting

In a chair .. . . Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could

Never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man

For this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room. All was

Quiet for about 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,

But I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't

Have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the

Same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the

Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one

After another. They heard screaming, crashing,

Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was

Quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the

Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to

Beat him to death with the chair.'


Women are crazy. Don't mess with them
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Postby cuppedwings » Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:13 am

This is a funny joke, I can't believe you have no responses on this one...sounds like my ex-wife!!
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Postby sqwrly » Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:46 am

hahaha nice!
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Postby bowhunter101 » Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:25 am

Thats good
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Postby bohuntr22 » Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:53 pm

classic sums it up

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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby Ladybowhunter » Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:26 pm

OMG, lol :Laughing:
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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby riverhog » Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:05 pm

a-men, too funny
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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby DylanT » Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:23 pm

Too true!
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Re: Job at the FBI

Postby ChrtruseMajic » Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:50 pm

Well played. And unfortunately that is exactly how it would go down.
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