Fisherman's Witty Wife

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Fisherman's Witty Wife

Postby HuntinRose89 » Sun Feb 20, 2011 11:56 am

A husband was out fishing until late afternoon...tired and hungry after a long day of fishing, he finally came in to grab supper and left his gear in his canoe.

His wife decided that she wanted to go out on the lake and enjoy the sunset so she went down to the lake and pushed the canoe out.

Not long afterwards a gamewarden came by, and asked if she had her fishing license with her. "I'm not fishing" she replied. The warden answered back, "Well perhaps not, but you have all the equipment. I'm going to have to write you a citation for not having a license."

The wife slightly aggitated but quick on her feet said to him, "Well, alright. But I'm going to have to call the cops and have you arrested for raping me.". "What!!" the game warden replied, "I didn't rape you!". To this the woman replied, "Well perhaps not, but you have all the equipment."
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Re: Fisherman's Witty Wife

Postby Ladybowhunter » Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:37 pm

OMG, that was a good one, I will have to use this one... :Laughing:
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Re: Fisherman's Witty Wife

Postby sqwrly » Thu Feb 24, 2011 1:50 pm

oo that's quick thinkin. i like!
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Re: Fisherman's Witty Wife

Postby riverhog » Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:56 pm

too funny
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