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Don't mess with Famers...

Postby HvyHitter19 » Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:58 am

A big time lawyer from New York went duck huting in Kansas. He shot a duck while it was in the air. It happen to land in a feild next to were he was hunting. Across a fence. A farmer was in the feild with his tractor and saw it land on his side. The lawyer climb the fence to go get the duck. As he reach for it. The farmer said. Put that down. Thats my duck. The lawyer said no it's not. I shot it. it's mine. The farmer said it landed on my feild it's mine. The lawyer told the farmer that he was the best lawyer in N.Y. and he would sue him for every thing he has. The farmer said in Kansas we don't sue people to settle dispute. We do by the 1,2, 3 kick. The lawyer said. The 1, 2, 3 kick. Whats that. The farmer said we kick each other until one give up. And the one who give up first can have the duck. The lawyer was a body builder also. As he size up the farmer as he got off his tractor. He agreed to the 1, 2, 3 kick. The farmer said. I get to go first. cause the duck landed in my field. The lawyer said ok. Well the farmer kick him in the growing and the lawyer bent over in pain. Then the farmer kick him in the nose. all most took it off. As the lawyer tryed to get up. The farmer went and kick him in the kidnees, The lawyer went down hard. As he muster all his strength he had to get to his feet. He Said. NOW IT'S MY TURN.

The farmer said. Nope I give up.

You can have the duck
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Postby txbowhunter » Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:28 pm

Thats funny as hell
Well the first man comes along that can read Latin is welcome to rob us, far as I'm concerned. I'd like a chance t' shoot at a educated man once in my life.

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Postby bowhuntbigbucks » Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:28 am

And people say farmers arent smart :Very Happy:
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Postby WI Deer Hunter » Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:05 am

Me likey :Very Happy:
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Postby usmcbowhunter » Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:00 pm

That's awesome. I now have a desire to do that to someone. lol
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Postby bowhunter102 » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:09 pm

That nice but poor guy,poor guy :Very Happy:
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Re: Don't mess with Famers...

Postby ChrtruseMajic » Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:04 am

Don't piss off them farmers. Wise beyond their years.
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Re: Don't mess with Famers...

Postby Ladybowhunter » Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:17 pm

Thats great!!! :Laughing:
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Re: Don't mess with Famers...

Postby jorgea » Sat Sep 22, 2012 10:12 pm

That 1, 2, 3 kick is a funny way to settle a dispute.




































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Re: Don't mess with Famers...

Postby ChrtruseMajic » Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:10 am

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