A woman is walking along a beach when she finds an old oil lamp.
She picked it up and rubbed it, and from the lamp came out a genie.
The genie said to the woman," Thank you for freeing me from the oil lamp. I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you wish for, your ex-husband will get twice as much. What is your first wish?"
The woman says,"I'd like a million dollars in my bank account, please!"
The genie says,"You now have a million dollars in your bank account, and your ex-husband now has two million dollars. What is your second wish?"
The woman says,"I've always wanted a nice car. I'd like a new Rolls-Royce, please!".
The genie syas, "You now have a new Rolls-Royce in your garage at home, and your ex-husband now have two new Rolls-Royce. What is your third wish?"
The woman thought for a while and then said,"I'd like you to remove one of my kidneys, please!"